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luni, 12 ianuarie 2009

FLANCO sucks ass

I went to FLANCO to buy a Playstation 2 console. There was only one such product at which the security guy of the store and the sales man were playing FIFA. "Hi!" I say to the salesman. "Hi!" he says in return, continuing playing the game and scoring a goal against the security guy. "Aaaahh drats!" says the security guy. They continued to play. "I would like to buy a Playstation 2." I say, not knowing that the one at which they were playing was the only one in their store. A few seconds pass in the sound of pushed buttons. The salesman scores another goal. Then looks at me and he asks me which one I want. The one with Ferrari Tournament or the one with FIFA on it. I choose Ferrari Tournament. Then he started running to the store room. Minutes pass. He returns to take a cd box on which, I presume, he had the game installed. Then he runs again to the store room. I was standing in the middle of the store. Then he runs from the store room to another room across the store. He says nothing. Then a lady salesman goes after him. She starts running also. She comes out of the room and says to me that they can't find the box.
She runs to the room again. I become confused and irritated. Minutes pass. I go to the store manager and ask him what is taking so long. He puts his phone to his ear and walks away. I become more confused and more irritated. Two customers enter the store. The lady salesman gets out from the room and ask them what they want. It's easy. A set of speakers. Pac pac. They succeed buying the set of speakers. I am calm. The lady salesman looks at me. I look at her. I walk out of the store. FLANCO sucks ass. I bet that DOMO has better service.

15 comentarii:

  1. my friend you very well know who worked in there . dooooh it sucks!!!

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  2. end the story mate!!! ... so in the end who won the footbal game?

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  3. Nobody. They interrupted the game because the salesman wnated to sale the console on which they were playing, a second hand console. I could say that FLANCO sells second-hand merchandise

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  4. Damn!!! I was curious.
    But i wouldnt say you had an apropriate behaviour, as you crushed into the middle of the game and made those people abandon their activity. As I am a good guy I will give you some advices so you will know how to behave in theb future in similar situations:
    - go th the closest store and buy several beers,
    - also buy some popcorns,
    - get some glasses,
    - fill the glasses with the beer you bought and give the guys that ply to drink, also put the popcorns somewhere near then so they can eat while playing.

    And dont forget....
    Have fun!!!

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  5. I propove other kind of behaviour in this type of situation:
    - take the nearest tv set with 81 diagonal
    - slam the tv set
    - wait
    - align them and start to slap each of them except the ladies
    - piss in thier store
    - go to Nedelcu's apartment and devastate
    - piss in his apartment too
    -go to Istru and drink a coffee

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  6. You forgot one thing.
    Before ”go ot istru and drink a cofee” you should first call TheAnti to go with him to Istru and drink a coffee then kik TheAnti in the butt for slacking as he didnt post anything on the blog for about a month. Then the two should grab a beer and crush mamaeee's apartment as she is also slacking.

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  7. don't forget piss in her apartment
    eh i know i know lack of time you f...!uckers

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  8. oh oh...let's not forget piss on her lame dog

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  9. you do not have where to piss already cause the bloody dog did all the job in there
    therefore you remain with kicking mamaeeee and devastate her apartment
    and do not forget calling anonim before
    an extra foot would help

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  10. ohhhh and don't forget to
    -eat all the food in the house
    -take all the cigarettes
    -shave her head ass a punishment

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  11. anonim cause you're too f...!ucking lazy to write your names
    and let's not forget to make her dress as a whore and make her wear hooker boots with high heels

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  12. muhahahahahaha! you idiots!!!!!!!
    I have no:
    -cigarettes
    -food....
    And as sson as possible I will shave my head and stuck all my hair in your horrible asses. And then, being horrified by that you will try to remove da hair and eat it, because you`re so so lame. I want to see Canibal walking on high heels, wearing a latex skirt, with The Anti in a leash. S..k my d..k!

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  13. Guys we were talking about the dog, leave the girl alone ... unless ... well hooker boots with high heels??? damn my imagination.

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