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Religious War - Killing eachother to see who has the best imaginary friend.

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- Domnisoara, sunteti amatoare de sex?

- Dar, vai cum va permiteti ... NU! Sunt profesionista!

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Avocatul poporului spune ca daca politistul de circulatie te filmeaza atenteaza la imaginea persoanei. Dar atunci ce facem cu camerele de luat vederi amplasate in spatiile publice in diferite zone si care ne filmeaza?

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Paradoxul modernitatii - existenta saraciei intr-o lume mai bogata ca oricand.

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Este fain sa fii caine zilele astea, te iubesc toate pizdele!

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Daca pitipoancele au unghii false, gene false, sani falsi sa inteleg ca ele sunt un fel de "adibas" al femeilor?

Monologue

Me questioning myself: Smoking will kill me?
Me answereing myself: Neah ... It might contribute to you dying faster, but it will definatelly not kill you.

Me questioning again: Alcohol will kill me?
Me answering: Come on! You naive, crap advertise believer!

Me ... again: Life will kill me!
... and the answer: That is a true fact, mate!
And you people reading this are just 20 seconds closer to death!

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If religion shouldn`t divide, then why do you say Kosovo is not Serbia?

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Cannon = "noun", a tool for border corrections.

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Iobag in fuga pe camp!
Io bag in fuga pe camp!

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Fall in love, not in line!

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Just another day at the gym:

Random dude: Hello!

Me: Hello!

Random dude: Can you give me some tips to get bigger muscles? But not to much ... I dont want to get big as Arnold!

Me: Dont worry, you wont!

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Imi plac Femeile si Provocarile!

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Girlfriends

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How does a blonde Beast trainer look like?

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Drop that zero and come with The Hero!

Fact or not

In Pizza se pune mămăligă?

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Nu mananci carne ... ca ingrasa, dar te dai cu creme cu ... colagen.
Nu crezi ca daca pielea ar fi fost atat de permeabila te intoxicai cu sapun la dus?

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Dare to feed me!